Author: Jack Murray

• 9/25/2024

  **HOLY F**K, PERC RODGERS WENT OFF ON THURSDAY NIGHT!**

• 9/25/2024

  **Pulisic Unleashes Hell on Serie A, Silencing Haters and Proving He’s the F**king Real Deal**

• 9/25/2024

  **WEEK 4 QB RANKINGS: GET READY TO WIN, YOU F**KING IDIOT!**

• 9/25/2024

  **THE CELTICS’ TITLE HIGH DIDN’T LAST LONG, FOLKS – 12 DAYS AND IT WAS BACK TO REALITY**

• 9/25/2024

  **STOP THE BULLSHIT ALREADY: KNEEL DOWNS AREN’T LOST YARDS**

• 9/25/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, THE OAKLAND A’S NEW HAT IS FIRE!**

• 9/25/2024

  **WHAT THE F**K WENT DOWN AT CELTICS MEDIA DAY?

• 9/25/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, JT JUST TOOK IT TO THE HOUSE!**

• 9/25/2024

  **FUCKING FINGERS CROSSED: Kirby Smart Praying DL Williams Can Suit Up Against Alabama**

• 9/25/2024

  **HOLY FUCKING SHIT!** **HAALAND HITS 100 GOALS FOR MAN CITY, MATCHES RONALDO’S RECORD!**

• 9/25/2024

  **”Get Ready to Fucking Win: Cody Bradford’s Texas-Sized Breakout”**

• 9/25/2024

  **FUCKING REDEMPTION: Heupel Gets Sweet Revenge in Oklahoma Return**

• 9/25/2024

  **JERRY JONES: OWNERSHIP SUCKS, BLAME ME FOR THIS SHITSHOW**

• 9/25/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, INDIA JUST PULLED OFF THE UNF*CKINGBELIEVABLE!**

• 9/25/2024

  **FUCKING SIDELINE DRAMA: Lamb and Dak Go At It, Then Dak Loses His Shit in the Tunnel**

• 9/25/2024

  **HOLY SH*T! CROWD GOES WILD AS TRAVIS HUNTER FORCES GAME-WINNING FUMBLE IN OT THRILLER!**

• 9/25/2024

  **LAUREN SANCHEZ SUED FOR ALLEGEDLY RIPPING OFF KID’S BOOK IDEA ABOUT SPACE-TRAVELING CARTOON CREATURE**

• 9/25/2024

  **HOLY F**KING S**T!** **NEW WHITE CHOCOLATE MIX TAPE ALERT!** **THIS RECREATIONAL LEAGUE POINT GUARD IS STILL THE MOST ELECTRIFYING PLAYER ON THE COURT!**

• 9/25/2024

  **DOOGS IS BACK, AND IT’S ABOUT F**KING TIME!**

• 9/25/2024

  **”PRICKLY PRIMER: Deion Sanders Clashes with Reporter Over F**king Weather Forecast”**