Author: Jack Murray

• 9/27/2024

  **THOMPSON TAKES A BEATING: QB GOES DOWN WITH EXCRUCIATING RIB INJURY IN SEAHAWKS DEBACLE**

• 9/27/2024

  **LINDOR OUT, BUT NOT FOR LONG: METS’ STAR SHORTSTOP EXPECTED BACK WEDNESDAY**

• 9/27/2024

  **COLLIER GOES OFF FOR 38, LYNX SHUT DOWN TAURASI AND CO.**

• 9/27/2024

  **Hawkins Jr. Gets Nod as Oklahoma’s QB in Auburn Showdown**

• 9/27/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, THE WHITE SOX SUCK: 120 LOSSES AND COUNTING!**

• 9/27/2024

  **BLACKMON HANGS UP HIS CLEATS, SAYS “F**K IT, I’M DONE”**

• 9/26/2024

  **African Motherf**king Ballers Shine in the NFL This Week!

• 9/26/2024

  **Metcalf Unleashes Holy Hell, Torches Defenders for 71-Yard Bomb**

• 9/26/2024

  **FUCKING PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS: RAIN OR SHINE TAKES THE TOP SPOT**

• 9/26/2024

  **FUCKING FIX THE FIXTURES ALREADY!** AFLW Coaches Unite: Better Scheduling Needed for Fans and Clubs

• 9/26/2024

  **F**king Finally! We’ve ID’d the Raiders Traitor Who Sold Out for Cash

• 9/26/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, THE THUNDERBOLTS TRAILER IS ACTUALLY PRETTY F*CKING AWESOME**

• 9/26/2024

  **”Get Your Ass to the Stadium, Already!”**

• 9/26/2024

  **KAWHI’S KNEE IS F**KED, CLIPPERS’ SEASON ALREADY IN JEOPARDY**

• 9/26/2024

  **Caitlin Clark’s Fucking Dominant Playoff Debut Crushes Viewership Records**

• 9/26/2024

  **F**KING DAVE PORTNOY SCOOPS UP DAN BERNSTEIN’S NEW SHOW IN SILENT AUCTION BID

• 9/26/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, LESBIAN LOVERS TURN PLAYOFF FOES!**

• 9/26/2024

  **McLaren’s Brown to Raise Hell Over Singapore GP’s Fastest Lap Screw-Up**

• 9/26/2024

  **F**king Expect It: Saquon Goes Beast Mode, Richardson Gets Yanked

• 9/26/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, MIEDEMA PUTS ON A CLINIC AS ARSENAL & CITY BLOW IT IN THRILLING DRAW**