Author: Jack Murray

• 9/27/2024

  **WEEK 2 NFL PREVIEW: SHARP TALK, GOLF STARS, AND A WHOLE LOTTA TRASH TALK**

• 9/27/2024

  **FRIENDSHIP GOES TO SH*T: Eric Andre & Johnny Knoxville’s 20-Year Bond Broken Over On-Set Taser Fiasco**

• 9/27/2024

  **GET READY FOR TNF, YOU F**KING ANIMALS! NIKKI’S GOT A 3-LEG PARLAY THAT’LL MAKE YOUR WALLET EXPLODE!**

• 9/27/2024

  **GOLFER CHARLEY HULL IS A F**KING BOSS: BORROWS LIGHTER FROM FAN TO SMOKE A DART MID-ROUND**

• 9/27/2024

  **PATS PREPPING MAYE FOR EARLY QB DEBUT: GET READY FOR THE F**KING SHOW**

• 9/27/2024

  **”QB Whiner: Jermaine Johnson Rips Will Levis, Then Apologizes for Choking Against 49ers”**

• 9/27/2024

  **”Fuck It, Let the Legends Play: LT and Co. Can Whip Some Ass”**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**king Unbelievable: College Kid Wins Car in Game, Sleazy Dealership Tries to Screw Him Over

• 9/27/2024

  **Kelce’s Outfits Are Fucking Atrocious**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING 9/11 REFLECTIONS FROM LARGE**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**cking Nightmare Alert: Dealing with My Toxic Stepdad When He Rolls Into Town

• 9/27/2024

  **Dumbass of the Week: Michigan Moron Exploits Kid to Troll Quinn Ewers with “Horns Down” Stunt**

• 9/27/2024

  **Rodgers Fucking Delivers for the Jets: What We Learned**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**king Power Moves: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Crushed More Goals This Weekend Than You’ll Achieve All Year

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING DESPERATE: Italian Soccer Boss Storms the Pitch to Block a Goal, Clueless About the Red Card**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**king Chaos Erupts at Raiders vs. Chargers Game as Fans Lose Their Damn Minds

• 9/27/2024

  **Fucking Clueless Fans, Shitty O-Line**

• 9/27/2024

  **KENDRICK F**KING LAMAR IS TAKING OVER THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW THIS YEAR**

• 9/27/2024

  **”O’s Lock in Postseason Spot, Finally Fucking Relax”**

• 9/27/2024

  **Haaland Crushes It: 100 Goals in Record Time, Leaving Pulisic and Real Madrid in the Dust**