Author: Jack Murray

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING DISASTERS: WATSON’S BROWNS DEBACLE**

• 9/28/2024

  **Dak Prescott: “We’re Fucking Winning the Whole Damn Thing This Year”**

• 9/28/2024

  **WEEK 1 RECAP: SUNDAY’S GAMES IN 2 MINUTES FLAT – AND WATSON SUCKS ASS**

• 9/28/2024

  **”ARNOLD OUT: Bennett’s Brutal Honesty Forces Aussie Coach’s Exit”**

• 9/27/2024

  **ROOKIE PHENOM: Malik Nabers Shatters Records in First 3 NFL Games**

• 9/27/2024

  **Vandersloot Shatters Fucking Record, Liberty Steal Game 1**

• 9/27/2024

  **When the Hell Can Tua Get Back on the Field and Save the F**king Dolphins?!**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING NIGHTMARE: Rodri Sidelined for Fucking Ages, Says Pep**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCK THE DEBATE, DALTON’S THE MAN**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**K THE HATERS, CALLAHAN STANDS BY LEVIS AS TITANS’ QB

• 9/27/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, LIONS PULL OFF INSANE HOOK AND LATERAL TO EXTEND LEAD!**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**KING INJURY BUG BITES AGAIN: Yordan Alvarez Sidelined with Bruised Knee

• 9/27/2024

  **RAYS BRING BACK PALACIOS FROM INJURED LIST, THANK F**KING GOD**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING EMOTIONAL FAREWELL STEALS THE SHOW AS RICCIARDO BIDS F1 ADIEU**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCK REDEMPTION: LIONS HUNGRY FOR GRAND FINAL VICTORY**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING NIGHTMARE: Feyenoord’s Santi Giménez Sidelined for 3 Months with Thigh Injury**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCK THE OUTRAGE: Schools Are Teaching Math Differently (And It’s Actually an Upgrade)**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**k the Haters, I’m Kayla Simmons

• 9/27/2024

  **Tellez Screwed Out of $200k Bonus, Gets Axed by Pirates with 6 Games Left**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**king Clown Jake Paul Caught Faking It, Wears Fat Suit to Lift Prop Weights for Tyson Fight