Author: Jack Murray

• 9/28/2024

  **HOLY HELL, THE JETS JUST EXPUNGED 50 YEARS OF DEMONS IN ONE WILD RIDE**

• 9/28/2024

  **”Screw That Noise” – Manager Rips Idea of Intentionally Walking Baseball Phenom Shohei Ohtani**

• 9/28/2024

  **FURYK TO HATERS: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ROOT FOR TEAM USA**

• 9/28/2024

  **”HOLY SH*T, TEXAS MIGHT JUST GO UNDEFEATED IN 2024!”**

• 9/28/2024

  **HOT AS HELL: Shayna & Emily Unleash a F**king Unstoppable OnlyFans Combo**

• 9/28/2024

  **”Coach Tries to Poach OSU Talent with Fucking Biscuit Bonanza”**

• 9/28/2024

  **WSD IS FUCKING BROKEN, GET THEM TO A DOC ALREADY!**

• 9/28/2024

  **F**king Hell, Ana de Armas’ New Movie Features a Wild Threesome Scene and the Internet is Losing Its Damn Mind

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING DISASTER: Burrow’s Bengals Blow It Again, 0-2 for Third Year Running**

• 9/28/2024

  **HOLY HELL, THE SAINTS ARE UNSTOPPABLE!**

• 9/28/2024

  **HOLY SH*T! QUINN EWERS INJURED, BUT ARCH MANNING SAVES THE DAY WITH A TD PASS ON HIS FIRST F*CKING PLAY!**

• 9/28/2024

  **SHANNON SHARPE CAUGHT WITH HIS PANTS DOWN…LITERALLY!**

• 9/28/2024

  **Jerry Jones Throws Epic Bash for DeMarcus Ware After Making Him NFL’s Highest-Paid Defensive Beast**

• 9/28/2024

  **What the Hell is Google Doing with All Those Fucking Employees?!**

• 9/28/2024

  **LUONGO GOES FULL MERCENARY: NHL LEGEND JOINS RAGTAG BEER LEAGUE SQUAD TO TAKE DOWN 5-TIME CHAMPIONS IN EPIC UPSET**

• 9/28/2024

  **Don’t You Dare Call Dan “That Guy” on Air!**

• 9/28/2024

  **WEEK 1 NFL LOWLIGHTS: JACOBS’S NIGHTMARE, PUSSY PUNTS, AND QB TRASH TALK**

• 9/28/2024

  **Monday Night F**king Football with Mariana Morais

• 9/28/2024

  **F**K THE HATERS: NICKI DEFENDS WAYNE, SLAMS KENDRICK AS HALFTIME CHOICE

• 9/28/2024

  **F**king Hell, I’m Actually Excited for the Jets This Year