Author: Jack Murray

• 10/9/2024

  **FUCKING HURRICANE MILTON WREAKS HAVOC: NHL TEAMS SCRAMBLE TO ADAPT**

• 10/9/2024

  **FUCKING INJURY BLOW: Havertz Ruled Out of Germany Squad with Knee Issue**

• 10/9/2024

  **FUCKING ELITE QBs: THE 60,000-YARD CLUB**

• 10/9/2024

  **FUCKING NIGHTMARE: VIKINGS’ AARON JONES EXITS WITH HIP INJURY**

• 10/9/2024

  **FUCKING NXT TITLE TIMELINE: FROM THE BEGINNING TO NOW**

• 10/9/2024

  **MCCOLLOUGH UNLEASHES HOLY HELL ON THE FIELD WITH A PICK 6 TD!**

• 10/9/2024

  **FUCKING GET IT TOGETHER, LIVERPOOL! Gravenberch Backs Slot to Turn Shit Around**

• 10/9/2024

  **Can Mahomes Carry the F**king Load?**

• 10/9/2024

  **Can These Fucking Teams Get Their Shit Together Already?**

• 10/9/2024

  **Jets Can Saleh’s Ass After Abysmal 2-3 Start, Finally!**

• 10/9/2024

  **BOOM! Purdue Loses CB Markevious Brown, But He Might Be Back in ’25**

• 10/9/2024

  **FUCKING QUITTERS: Szczesny Can’t Kick the Habit**

• 10/9/2024

  **MESSI & ARGENTINA GET TO WORK IN MIAMI DESPITE HURRICANE BULLSHIT**

• 10/9/2024

  **F**cking Baseball: The Unfiltered Truth

• 10/9/2024

  **F**king Yes! Ogbah Leads Dolphins to Rare Win for African Players in Week 5

• 10/9/2024

  **Get Your Fucking Act Together, Melbourne!**

• 10/9/2024

  **FUCKING STARS OF THE SHOW: Mbeumo, Boniface, and Marmoush Steal the Damn Spotlight!**

• 10/9/2024

  **FUCKING ROYALS STEAL GAME 2, BUT WE’RE NOT PANICKING YET**

• 10/8/2024

  **F**cking Baseball: The Unfiltered Truth

• 10/8/2024

  **FREEMAN EXPECTED TO PLAY IN GAME 1, DESPITE F**KING ANKLE INJURY**