Author: Jack May

• 9/25/2024

  **Mayo’s Racist Bullshit: Calling Brissett “Slowest” is a Gutless, Fucked-Up Move**

• 9/25/2024

  **F**k the Haters: Brady’s TV Debut Was Fire

• 9/25/2024

  **WE’RE FUCKING CHAMPIONS! CLEVELAND TAKES AL CENTRAL TITLE FOR SECOND TIME IN THREE YEARS**

• 9/25/2024

  **FUCKING DOMINANT: Allen Lights Up Jags in Blowout Win**

• 9/25/2024

  **”SF Chokes Again: Fucked Up Game Costs 49ers Win”**

• 9/25/2024

  **Rookie Freaks: Nix, Nabers, and Odunze Are Fucking Unstoppable**

• 9/25/2024

  **HUSKERS LAND QB PROSPECT DAYTON RAIOLA, BROTHER OF DYLAN!**

• 9/24/2024

  **CUBS SWIPE ENOLI PAREDES FROM BREWERS, BOLSTER BULLPEN WITH FORMER PROSPECT**

• 9/24/2024

  **Vea and Johnson Ruled Out: Bucs’ Shitty Injury Luck Continues**

• 9/24/2024

  **FUCKING FIX IT ALREADY!** **Coach Calls Out Kicker’s Shitty Form**

• 9/24/2024

  **F**king Hell, Lions TE Sam LaPorta Got a Damn Low Ankle Sprain

• 9/24/2024

  **MALIK NABERS GOES ABSOLUTE BEAST MODE WITH TWO INSANE GRABS ON TD DRIVE!**

• 9/24/2024

  **FUCKING TITANS MIGHT LOSE AWUZIE TO INJURED RESERVE**

• 9/24/2024

  **F1’s Dirty Little Secret: Red Bull’s Bullshit Denial of Rigging Ricciardo’s Fastest Lap**

• 9/24/2024

  **FUCKING SHITTY NEWS: Louisville WR Jadon Thompson Done for the Year with Torn Knee**

• 9/24/2024

  **FUCKING FINALLY! Everton Sold to Friedkin Group, Ending Moshiri’s Reign of Terror**

• 9/24/2024

  **FUCKING COLLEGE FOOTBALL POWER RANKINGS AFTER WEEK 4**

• 9/24/2024

  BADASS BALLERS: THE WNBA’S FINEST MVPs

• 9/24/2024

  **IS A’JA WILSON’S DOMINANT AS HELL MVP SEASON THE WNBA’S ALL-TIME BEST?**

• 9/24/2024

  **FEMA’s Epic Fail: “Major Disaster” Declared After Saints Crush Cowboys 44-19**