Author: Jack May

• 9/25/2024

  **F**king Idiot Breaks into Corvette, Gets Stuck, Becomes Human Prisoner

• 9/25/2024

  **FC Barcelona Desperately Need a Fucking Miracle After Losing Their Star Goalkeeper**

• 9/25/2024

  **TUA’S SEASON IS FUCKED: DOLPHINS SHUT HIM DOWN WITH INJURY**

• 9/25/2024

  **FUCKING NIGHTMARE: Machida’s Dream Season Teeters on Brink as Hiroshima Closes In**

• 9/25/2024

  **F**ing Desperate: Giants Fans Plead for Bryce Young Trade

• 9/25/2024

  **AFL Brownlow Medal: Where to Put Your Fucking Money**

• 9/25/2024

  **FUCKING DISRESPECT: CHAMPS GET NO LOVE AS DERRICK WHITE TAKES A BEAN TO THE DOME IN COLLEGE HOOPS BRAWL**

• 9/25/2024

  **F**king Game-Changer: Dolphins Snag Lamar Jackson, Snoop Huntley to Salvage Their Shitty Season

• 9/25/2024

  **Fuck the Hype: “The Bear” Swept the Emmys and We’re Still Not Impressed**

• 9/25/2024

  **WAKE FOREST PAYS $1M TO DITCH OLE MISS REMATCH AFTER 40-6 ASS-KICKING**

• 9/25/2024

  **MERAB SHUTS DOWN THE HYPE TRAIN, AVENGES STERLING’S BEATDOWN**

• 9/25/2024

  **HOLY SH*T! JANE’S ADDICTION ROCKERS PERRY FARRELL AND DAVE NAVARRO THROW DOWN ON STAGE IN BOSTON!**

• 9/25/2024

  **KOEPKA’S EPIC FAIL: 15 TEQUILA SHOTS AND A LOST PHONE RUIN HIS CHANCES AT “BLAKE OF THE YEAR”**

• 9/25/2024

  **ROCKER FINALLY ARRIVES AND HOLY SH*T, HE BRINGS THE HEAT!**

• 9/25/2024

  **FLASHBACK FRIDAY** **F**cking Classic: Three 6 Mafia – Stay Fly

• 9/25/2024

  **TJ Watt: I Can Fucking Win a State Title as a HS QB Right Now**

• 9/25/2024

  **HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, SYDNEY SWEENEY!**

• 9/25/2024

  **Putin’s Got a Fucking Rebellion on His Hands: His Kids Are Disney Cosplayers Now**

• 9/25/2024

  **CALM THE F**K DOWN, JETS FANS! ONE LOSS DOESN’T DEFINE THE SEASON**

• 9/25/2024

  **F**KING CLASS ACT: Alonso Gives Shoutout to Mets Fans After Ump’s Nudge