Author: Jack May

• 9/26/2024

  **Burrow Fires Back at Haters: “My Fucking Wrist Can Handle a Damn Water Bottle”**

• 9/26/2024

  **TAYLOR SWIFT CRUSHES VMAs RECORD, NO SHIT!**

• 9/26/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, THE METS JUST PULLED OFF A MIND-BLOWING COMEBACK WIN!**

• 9/26/2024

  **FUCK THE STATUS QUO: MIKE McDANIEL SAYS BILLS RUN THE SHOW UNTIL SOMEONE STEPS UP**

• 9/26/2024

  **CLASS ACT ALERT** NIU’s Thomas Hammock Shows Unbelievable Grace, Offers to Help Rival Coach Marcus Freeman After Whooping His Ass in South Bend

• 9/26/2024

  **BO NIX IS TRASH, PERIOD.**

• 9/26/2024

  **SD F**KING PADRES SEAL PLAYOFF BERTH WITH WALK-OFF TRIPLE PLAY!**

• 9/26/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, PHILLIES FINALLY WIN THE EAST!**

• 9/26/2024

  **F**KING INJURY ALERT: Jaguars Rookie DB Jarrian Jones Scratched for Bills Game with F**ked Up Shoulder

• 9/26/2024

  **FUCKING NIGHTMARE: LSU Loses Star LB Harold Perkins Jr. to Season-Ending ACL Injury**

• 9/26/2024

  **F**cking College Football Playoff Predictions: Week 4 Bowl Projections

• 9/25/2024

  **Sizemore in the Fucking Running for White Sox Manager Gig**

• 9/25/2024

  **ROOKIE QB BO NIX BRINGS THE HEAT, LEADS BRONCOS TO DOMINANT WIN OVER BUCS!**

• 9/25/2024

  **MW Conference in Desperate Bid to Prevent Total Collapse**

• 9/25/2024

  **COACH TAYLOR GOES FROM FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS TO GREEN LANTERN: HE’S SUITING UP AS HAL JORDAN IN HBO’S NEW SERIES, AND WE’RE FUCKING HYPED!**

• 9/25/2024

  **FUCKING MIRACLE: Ex-Elite 11 QB Rises from Ashes as TikTok’s Hottest Arm**

• 9/25/2024

  **”Malik Nabers: The F**king Game-Changer Giants Fans Have Been Waiting For”**

• 9/25/2024

  **WEEK 3 NFL DISASTERS: NO PUNTS, NO TURNOVERS, JUST PURE F**KING HEARTBREAK**

• 9/25/2024

  **F**king Hell: Huskers’ Coach Hoiberg Needs Pacemaker Reboot

• 9/25/2024

  **IS JONES VS MIOCIC THE F**KING FIGHT WE NEED AT HEAVYWEIGHT?**