Author: Jack May

• 9/26/2024

  **FUCKING GET MON TAS ON YOUR FANTASY TEAM TODAY**

• 9/26/2024

  **HOLY F**KING S**T: QB JAYDEN DANIELS UNLEASHES 606-YARD BEATDOWN ON FLORIDA!**

• 9/26/2024

  **F**KING NIGHTMARE: 4 STARTERS LOST TO INJURY IN ONE GODFORSAKEN GAME!

• 9/26/2024

  **MALIK NABERS IS THE F***ING TRUTH: THE NEXT NFL WIDE RECEIVER GODSEND**

• 9/26/2024

  **FUCKING SQUATTERS OCCUPY $6.5M HOLLYWOOD HILLS MANSION, REFUSE TO LEAVE**

• 9/26/2024

  **This Goddamn Film Is Infuriatingly Pointless**

• 9/26/2024

  **”Get Your Fucking Priorities Straight, MLB: Let Minor Leaguers Catch Historic HRs Already!”**

• 9/26/2024

  **EMBIID INKS MOTHERF**ING MASSIVE DEAL: 3 YEARS, $193M TO STAY IN PHILLY

• 9/26/2024

  **Shaq Would’ve F**king Decked Rudy Gobert If They Were Teammates**

• 9/26/2024

  **What the F**k is Taking So Long? The Young Thug Trial is a Never-Ending Nightmare

• 9/26/2024

  **FUCKING FREE FOOD ALERT!** Atlanta Falcons Owner Hooks Up Fans with Free Grub at Sunday’s Game!

• 9/26/2024

  **FUCKING LEGENDS ONLY** Woj’s on My List of Most Influential Motherfuckers

• 9/26/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, ARCH MANNING JUST OUTRAN THE FASTEST GUY IN THE NFL!**

• 9/26/2024

  **Two Weeks In, NFL Injuries Are Fucking Devastating**

• 9/26/2024

  **WILDEST 2024-25 KITS: WHO THE HELL THOUGHT PIÑA COLADA WAS A GOOD IDEA?**

• 9/26/2024

  **”Coach Calls Out QB’s BS: ‘Same Damn Mistakes, Different Week’”**

• 9/26/2024

  **F**k the Debate: Pro Football vs Amateur Hour

• 9/26/2024

  **COACHING MALPRACTICE: Stoops’ Punt Call with 3 Minutes Left vs. Georgia was a Gutless, Brain-Dead Move**

• 9/26/2024

  **WE ALL F**KING NEED THIS, PRONTO!**

• 9/26/2024

  **Holy Sh*t, EA Sports Is Dropping a Random Florida HS into College Football 25!**