Author: Jack May

• 9/27/2024

  **FIELDS FUCKING TAKES IT TO THE HOUSE, STEELERS TIE IT UP!**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING CHAMPIONS!**Remco Evenepoel and Grace Brown Crush Time Trials at Cycling Worlds

• 9/27/2024

  **Krauskopf Takes Fucking Charge: New Fever President**

• 9/27/2024

  **Can Giants Keep Their Shit Together Against Cowboys?**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**cking Hell, Arch Manning’s Debut at Texas: The Unfiltered Truth

• 9/27/2024

  **What the Hell Do the Cowboys Need to Fix to Stop Sucking?**

• 9/27/2024

  **HAALAND GETS AWAY WITH IT: NO PUNISHMENT FOR BALL LAUNCH**

• 9/27/2024

  **Season Salvaged: “Fuck It!” Becomes Rallying Cry**

• 9/27/2024

  **Sirianni Proves He’s a Fucking Idiot, Cementing His Status as the NFL’s Biggest Moron**

• 9/27/2024

  **TIGHE FUCKING DONE FOR THE SEASON**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**cking Thieves Busted: Dumbasses Who Swiped $243M in Bitcoin Caught After Flaunting Cash on ‘Gram, Buying Super Cars, and Partying Like Rockstars in Miami

• 9/27/2024

  **WHO THE F**K **SHOULD PAY FOR NIL DEALS: RICH ASS ALUMS OR WORKING-CLASS FANS?**

• 9/27/2024

  **HOLY F**KING S**T! OHTANI’S ON THE BRINK OF HISTORY: 2 HOMERS SHY OF 50-50 CLUB!**

• 9/27/2024

  **SHUT THE HELL UP AND LISTEN: BOTH SIDES ARE FULL OF SHIT ABOUT THE SIXERS’ NEW ARENA**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**ck the Haters: Everyone Thinks We’re Gonna Get Crushed by Seattle

• 9/27/2024

  **”Fuck Yeah, ‘Den of Thieves 2’ Is Coming and I’m Hyped AF!”**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING TROLLS FORCE COACH TO SELL HOME AFTER DOXXING AND HARASSMENT**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**king Nightmare: Diddy’s Life on the Line at MDC Brooklyn, No Damn Bail in Sight

• 9/27/2024

  **Woj Says F**k It, Bails on ESPN and the News Game for Good**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**cking NFL Week 2 Rankings: Who’s on Top?