Author: Jack May

• 9/28/2024

  **I Fucked Up with That Deez Nuts Joke**

• 9/28/2024

  **TV’s Batman Was a Fucking Legend: Adam West Got Banned from Aspen for 15 Years Due to His Insatiable Appetite for Pussy**

• 9/28/2024

  **RYAN’S HAIL MARY PLAN LEAVES PEYTON & ELI SPEECHLESS**

• 9/28/2024

  **BEN SIMMONS’ BULLSH*T PROMISES ARE BACK: WILL HE FINALLY PUT UP OR SHUT UP?**

• 9/28/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, 10,000+ OF YOU SHOWED UP TO PIZZA FEST!****MASSIVE THANKS TO ALL THE PIZZERIAS FOR MAKING THIS HAPPEN!**

• 9/28/2024

  **F**cking Carolina Panthers Are the Real Issue, Not Bryce Young

• 9/28/2024

  **WILSON DOMINATES AS ACES BLOW PAST STORM IN GAME 1 ROUT**

• 9/28/2024

  **CHICAGO GETS THEIR ASSES KICKED BY HOUSTON ON NATIONAL TV**

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIP MATERIAL: BUCS JUST PULLED OFF THE GUTTIEST WIN IN YEARS**

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING CHAOS: Fire Alarm Blares During Coach’s Post-Game Presser After Epic Fail**

• 9/28/2024

  **Belichick Drops Knowledge Bombs on “Inside the NFL”**

• 9/28/2024

  **FSU Starts with a Face-Plant: Fumble on First Freakin’ Play**

• 9/28/2024

  **F**KING REMATCH!Hawk Tuah Girl Still Fuming Over “Sleazy” Diss After Mets First Pitch Debut

• 9/28/2024

  **EVA MURATI IS BACK, AND SHE’S READY TO SLAY THE F**KING GAME!**

• 9/28/2024

  **Tua’s Fucked: Is It Time to Hang Up His Cleats for Good?**

• 9/28/2024

  **F**king Unreal: That Infamous White Lotus Scene with Sydney Sweeney and Alexandra Daddario Still Has Us Shaking Our Heads

• 9/28/2024

  **EARTHQUAKE HITS FS1 SET, BUT JAMES JONES WON’T SHUT THE F**K UP ABOUT CARR VS MAYFIELD**

• 9/28/2024

  **SHILO SANDERS CALLED IT: “COLORADO’S GONNA ROLL YOUR F**KING ASSES”**

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING EMBARRASSING: Reporters Caught Trashing Gardner Minshew on Hot Mic During Presser**

• 9/28/2024

  **Billionaire’s Secret Deal Exposed: Real Estate Agent Sued for Hiding Bezos’ Identity**