Author: Jack May

• 9/29/2024

  **FUCKING PATHETIC: Man U’s Impotent Offense Still Holding Them Back**

• 9/29/2024

  **Kershaw’s Still on Fucking Hold, No Live BP in Sight**

• 9/28/2024

  **What the Hell Does Tony Popović Need to Fix Now?**

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING FINALLY: Alvarez Getting Better, But Don’t Expect Him Back Just Yet**

• 9/28/2024

  **GET READY FOR THE FUTURE OF DETROIT BASEBALL!****Top Prospect Jackson Jobe Joins the Damn Tigers Rotation!**

• 9/28/2024

  **Caitlin Clark: “Eye Poke Was an Accident, Fuck the Haters!”**

• 9/28/2024

  **TRAVIS KELCE IS A TOTAL BUST, LOOKS LIKE A DEFEATED BITCH ON THE BENCH**

• 9/28/2024

  **NO ONE’S SHAKING IN THEIR BOOTS OVER THE CELTICS, AND KENDRICK PERKINS NEEDS TO CALM THE F**K DOWN**

• 9/28/2024

  **WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH CHICAGO?!**

• 9/28/2024

  **HOLY F**KING S**T! JAYDEN DANIELS JUST PUT ON A SHOW FOR THE AGES!**

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING CHAOS IN THE NWSL: SPIRIT CRASH, PRIDE REMAIN UNTOUCHABLE**

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING FANTASY FOOTBALL RANKINGS FOR WEEK 4: GET THOSE POINTS, BITCH!**

• 9/28/2024

  **MOURINHO GETS ROASTED AS “CRYBABY” AFTER EMBARRASSING LOSS**

• 9/28/2024

  **COUNTRY MUSIC BAD BOY MORGAN WALLEN BRINGS THE HEAT WITH PEYTON MANNING AT NEYLAND STADIUM**

• 9/28/2024

  **BRING DAVIDTE ADAMS TO THE JETS ALREADY! CAN WE MAKE IT FUCKING HAPPEN?**

• 9/28/2024

  **DIRTY PLAY ALERT!**Some Filthy Piece of Trash Spits on Unconscious DeVonta Smith

• 9/28/2024

  **F**k the Touchy-Feely Bullshit: Rodgers Ain’t No Cuddler

• 9/28/2024

  **Get Ready for Chaos: Tim Dillon’s Wild New Netflix Show**

• 9/28/2024

  **FAIR Foul Play: Douchebag Wins Car by Using Port-A-Potty Turd to Psyche Out Rival**

• 9/28/2024

  **F**cking Hell, I’m Dining with a Sports Betting Legend Tonight!