Author: Jack May

• 10/2/2024

  **Cousins Calls Out Falcons: “We’ve Got a Fucking Mess to Clean Up”**

• 10/2/2024

  **MAYFIELD DEFENDS BRADY DISS: “I WAS F**KING MISQUOTED!”**

• 10/2/2024

  **KITTLE’S FUCKING MAGIC: 12-YARD TD CATCH FOR THE AGES!**

• 10/2/2024

  **F**cking Tee Time: Get Ready to Crush the Links

• 10/2/2024

  **Foden Fucking Back on Track, Says Pep**

• 10/2/2024

  **WNBA’s Fucked Up Playoff System Needs a Serious Overhaul**

• 10/2/2024

  **Mellencamp Goes Off on Loudmouth Fan in Foul-Mouthed Tirade**

• 10/2/2024

  **Mavs Want Klay to Bring Fucking Championship Glory**

• 10/2/2024

  **F**ck the Status Quo: Team USA Needs Fluff Cowan to Steal the Show at the Presidents Cup

• 10/2/2024

  **TIME TO GET DIRTY, PHILLIES!****Thomson Needs to Stop Being a Pushover and Get Ruthless if He Wants a Championship**

• 10/2/2024

  **JAREN JACKSON GOES DOWN WITH HAMSTRING INJURY ON DAY FREAKING ONE**

• 10/2/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, ALABAMA-GEORGIA GAME BREAKS TV RECORDS!**

• 10/2/2024

  **FUCKING SNEAKY! Raiders Pull Off Dirty Trick, Tucker Scores on Reversal of Fortune**

• 10/2/2024

  **ALCARAZ CRUSHES IT: 200th WIN SENDS HIM TO CHINA OPEN QUARTERS, YOU F**KING BEAUTY!**

• 10/2/2024

  **FUCKING HELL: Canadiens D-Man David Reinbacher Sidelined 5-6 Months with Knee Injury**

• 10/2/2024

  **”F**k the Haters, It’s Football Season”**

• 10/2/2024

  **Don’t Be Fucking Shocked If Daniels Dominates as Top Fantasy QB and Bucs Boast Two Elite Receivers**

• 10/2/2024

  **FALCONS SNATCH LEAD WITH ANDERSEN’S FUCKING PICK-SIX MASTERPIECE!**

• 10/2/2024

  **”F**k the Haters, It’s Football Season!”**

• 10/2/2024

  **HOLY SH*T! POGAČAR DOMINATES MEN’S ROAD RACE AT WORLDS!**