Author: Jack May

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  10/5/2024

  **FUCKING FINALLY!**Big Ten Fixes Onside Kick Officiating After That Bullshit Minnesota-Michigan Ending

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  10/5/2024

  **”F**k the Haters, It’s Football Season”**

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  10/5/2024

  **FUCKING LAKERS GETTING TURNED UP IN PRACTICE THANKS TO LEBRON AND BRONNY’S HEATED COMPETITION**

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  10/5/2024

  **RAIDERS IN SHAMBLES: 7 PLAYERS OUT, CROSBY’S STATUS UNKNOWN**

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  10/5/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, TIGERS JUST SWEPT THE ‘STROS! NEXT UP: GUARDIANS BETTER BE READY**

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  10/5/2024

  **FSU QB OUT WITH BROKEN FINGER, SEASON IN JEOPARDY, AND WE’RE ALL FUCKING PISSED OFF!**

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  10/5/2024

  **GET READY FOR A BLOODY SHOWDOWN!**Mets Pin Hopes on Kodai Senga to Take Down Phillies in NLDS Opener

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  10/5/2024

  **PACKERS SCREWED: WATSON OUT VS. RAMS WITH F**KING ANKLE INJURY**

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  10/5/2024

  **”NBA Media Day 2024: The F**king Lowdown on Top Dogs and Teams”**

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  10/5/2024

  **RODGERS GIVES SALEH A THUMBS UP: “WE’RE FUCKING GOOD, MAN!”**

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  10/5/2024

  **FUCKING FINALLY! De Jong Back in Action for Barça After Ankle Drama**

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  10/5/2024

  **Poch’s First USMNT Roster: The Fucking Essentials**

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  10/5/2024

  **Hockey Fucking Fantasy**

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  10/5/2024

  **MLB Unleashes Fucking Umpire Crews for Division Series**

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  10/5/2024

  **FUCKING DOMINATE YOUR FANTASY HOCKEY DRAFT****Top Picks for Rounds 1 & 2**

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  10/5/2024

  **Get Ready to Crush Your Fucking League**

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  10/5/2024

  **F**cking Baseball: The Unfiltered Truth

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  10/5/2024

  **FUCKING FANTASY FOOTBALL WEEK 5: WR/CB MATCHUPS TO WATCH OUT FOR**

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  10/5/2024

  **FUCKING POWER RANKINGS: SPIRIT STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT**

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  10/5/2024

  **HOLY F**K, THIS EAST VILLAGE SANDWICH IS PHENOMENAL!**