Author: Jack May

• 10/14/2024

  **Detroit Goes Balls to the Wall, Roasts Equanimeous St. Brown on Social Media**

• 10/14/2024

  **Hockey’s Holy Fucking Grail: The Quest for Lord Stanley’s Cup**

• 10/14/2024

  **GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER, LA!**From Rock Bottom to Redemption: How the Rams Can Save Their Season

• 10/13/2024

  Stones to Captain England vs. Greece

• 10/13/2024

  **OLIVIA MILES IS BACK, BITCHES! ACL REHAB? NO PROBLEM!**

• 10/13/2024

  **FUCKING FAST LANE**

• 10/13/2024

  **CAPS LOCK IN: WASHINGTON SIGNS VRANA TO 1-YEAR DEAL, FINALLY GETS ITS SHIT TOGETHER**

• 10/13/2024

  **Holy Sh*t, The Mets’ Cinnamon Bun Egg Roll Is a Game-Changer!**

• 10/13/2024

  **KRACKEN LOCKS UP GOALIE JOEY DACCORD WITH 5-YEAR, $25M DEAL, HOLY F**KING HELL!**

• 10/13/2024

  **FUCKING TRANSFER WARFARE: MAN CITY VS LIVERPOOL IN ZUBIMENDI BIDDING WAR**

• 10/12/2024

  **F**k the Haters: Prespakis’ Unapologetic Celebration Slams Body Shamers

• 10/12/2024

  **F**king Tragedy: Ex-College Football Star Diondre Overton Murdered, Dude Charged

• 10/12/2024

  **WILL HERNANDEZ FUCKED: OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH KNEE INJURY**

• 10/12/2024

  Women’s National Basketball Association

• 10/12/2024

  **DID THE JETS JUST PULL THE TRIGGER TOO DAMN FAST ON SALEH?**

• 10/12/2024

  **GET LOUD, YOU F**KING MORONS! KIRBY SMART NEEDS YOUR ENERGY TO INTIMIDATE THE OPPOSITION!**

• 10/12/2024

  **Pats to Roll with Rookie QB Maye vs. Texans, Because Why the F**k Not?**

• 10/12/2024

  **F**king Baseball Is Back, You Pussies!

• 10/12/2024

  **Can Axing This Incompetent F**king Coach Fix the Jets’ Mess?**

• 10/12/2024

  **NFL Forks Over Cash to Shut Up Whistleblower**