**F**KING THIEF GETS LUCKY: Hungarian Athlete Offers to Will Stolen Gold Medal to Dumbass Who Stole It

A Heartbreaking Loss: Olympic Champion’s Plea to Thief

In a shocking turn of events, a renowned athlete has been left devastated after his most prized possession, an Olympic gold medal, was stolen from his home. The 65-year-old former champion, who won the top honor in the men’s team sabre competition at the 1988 Summer Olympics, is offering an extraordinary deal to the thief in the hopes of recovering his stolen treasure.

The athlete, who wishes to remain anonymous, revealed that his home was burglarized on September 10 while he was sleeping. The thief made off with the medal, leaving the athlete shaken and heartbroken. “Every moment since the theft has been a struggle for me,” he confessed. “I’m willing to do whatever it takes to get my medal back. If the thief returns it, I’ll even leave it to them in my will.”

The medal, which held sentimental value, was stored in a cupboard and seemed to be the only item of interest to the burglar. “It’s puzzling why they only took the medal, leaving behind other valuable items,” the athlete said. “I’m not looking to press charges or cause any harm. I just want my medal back, and I’m willing to negotiate to make that happen.”

Despite the efforts of authorities, no leads have been found, and the athlete is left to plead with the thief directly. “If you’re reading this, please know that I’m not looking for revenge. I just want my medal back, and I’m willing to make a deal to get it.”

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