I’ve got the exclusive scoop from two trusted sources who know the depths of New York Harbor like the palm of their hand. They revealed that the recent flooding was caused by an unusual 2.5-inch hole, which raises more questions than answers. Who drills holes that size at the bottom of the river? It’s an unusually fragile hole, to say the least.
My sources, who wish to remain anonymous, claim to know the exact company responsible for the drilling and hint that it may be more than just a simple accident. They suggest that foreign entities or even terrorism could be involved, and that the United Nations is somehow entangled in the mystery.
But that’s not all – these same sources have been uncovering prehistoric bones in the East River, including one they generously let me take home. Apparently, a certain celebrity has been avoiding them after they sent him some of their finds. It’s a bizarre situation, but these two are relentless in their pursuit of hidden treasures.
If you’re fascinated by their work, you should know that they’re on the verge of something big. They might even take me on a treasure hunt soon. Stay tuned for more updates on this intriguing story!
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