**Get Rid of the Trash Uniforms Already, Dolphins! Make Those Sick Throwbacks Permanent, For Fuck’s Sake!**

The Miami Dolphins are set to don their legendary aqua retro uniforms this Thursday against the Buffalo Bills, a move that instantly makes them a more formidable opponent in my book. There’s an undeniable energy surrounding these iconic jerseys, and it’s no secret that they bring out the best in the team. In fact, it’s the one thing that unites the often-divided Dolphins fan base: the unanimous desire to make these retro jerseys a permanent fixture.

While opinions may vary on the team’s performance, coaching, and player personnel, there’s a consensus that the retro aqua jerseys are the greatest in the NFL. Yes, other teams have their own nostalgic designs, but none can boast an undefeated season and back-to-back championship titles like the Dolphins’ retro look. Since abandoning their classic logo, the team has struggled to find success, and even the legendary Dan Marino couldn’t reverse the curse.

It’s not just fans who hold these retro jerseys in high esteem; the players themselves seem to prefer them. You’ll often spot Dolphins players sporting the retro logo during interviews, at practice facilities, and even on game days. It’s clear that the retro logo is the true identity of the Miami Dolphins.

If I weren’t too busy enjoying the pre-game festivities, I’d conduct an experiment to see just how many fans rep the retro logo at games. Based on my observations, I’d estimate that at least 65% of attendees proudly wear the retro logo, and it’s not just because of its limited availability. The fans and players have spoken: it’s time to make the retro jerseys a permanent part of the Dolphins’ brand.

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