**FUCKING DOMINANCE: RAYGUN TAKES TOP SPOT AS WORLD’S BEST BREAKDANCER**

Breakdancing Sensation Reaches New Heights

Remember that one breakdancer who took the world by storm? Yeah, she’s still making waves. In a stunning turn of events, she’s now officially ranked as the top breakdancer globally, according to the World Federation of Dance. It’s worth noting that certain events, including the Olympics, didn’t contribute to this ranking due to limited athlete quotas.

Despite the controversy surrounding the ranking system, which some might call arbitrary, this breakdancer deserves credit for putting the sport on the map. Before her impressive Olympic performance, breakdancing was barely a blip on the radar. And let’s be real, her ratings are through the roof – she’s the only breakdancer people are talking about.

This story has it all – from whispers of scandal to a hero’s welcome home. It’s a tale so outrageous that it’s hard to imagine a more fitting conclusion. As our breakdancing sensation reaches the pinnacle of success, it’s likely we’ve seen the last of breakdancing in the spotlight. After all, what’s left to achieve when you’re the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be?

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