The Ultimate Celebration of Life as a Dude
Imagine stumbling upon an Excel sheet filled with 108 cells of pure awesomeness – a treasure trove of the best things about being alive as a dude. It’s a vibrant tribute to life, and we can’t get enough of it!
Draft Winners and Losers
Team A’s general manager deserves a standing ovation for their exceptional draft performance. They managed to snag an incredible lineup, featuring LeBron, prime Fortnite, wings, playing catch with your dad, and that one friend’s basement – a dream team that rivals the Colts’ legendary run in the late 90s and early 2000s.
On the other hand, Team C’s draft was a disappointment. Their Round 4-6 stretch, which included little league sports, Joey Chestnut, and waking up drunk, was underwhelming. Despite a brief glimmer of hope with The Masters, they fell back into their old habits, leaving many great options on the table.
The Crème de la Crème of Picks
Selecting the best pick from this impressive board is no easy feat, but we’re convinced that the first day of March Madness takes the cake. This pick embodies the spirit of dude culture, combining the thrill of sports betting, wings, and potentially that one friend’s basement – a perfect storm of awesomeness.
The Worst of the Worst
Among the many questionable picks from Team C, claymores stand out as the most egregious. It’s a desperate attempt to sound cool when there are still so many amazing options available.
Stealing the Show
NCAA 14, picked in Round 26, is an absolute steal. This iconic sports video game should have been the first overall pick, considering the unforgettable times it has given us with our buddies. It’s a testament to the power of gaming and friendship.
The Top 10 Picks
- NCAA 14
- Wings
- Boobs
- Dogs
- CBS college football theme song
- 2012 Johnny Manziel
- That one friend’s basement
- Throwback jerseys
- High school Friday nights
- MLB games in person
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