The Unbelievable Career of Chris Broussard
A 20-Year Legacy of Questionable Intelligence
It’s astonishing to think that Chris Broussard has managed to maintain a career in sports media for two decades. Despite his impressive tenure, his track record of horrific takes on sports is well-documented. However, one would assume that his education and employment would translate to some semblance of intelligence outside of the sports realm. Unfortunately, that’s not the case.
A Calendar Conundrum
Recently, Broussard demonstrated his remarkable lack of understanding on a nationally televised program. He confidently stated that Jalen Hurts hadn’t played in a month, citing this as a key factor in his prediction that the Packers would defeat the Eagles. The problem? Hurts last played on December 22nd, and we’re only 10 days into 2025. It seems Broussard struggles to comprehend the basics of a calendar.
Lazy Research and Half-Baked Takes
What’s striking about Broussard’s approach is his apparent reliance on scrolling through headlines before forming an opinion. With a packed schedule and limited time for research, he often ends up with half-baked, misinformed takes. His recent assertion that AJ Brown is a diva, based on a single headline, is a prime example. Furthermore, he believes the Eagles will be too nervous to win due to the pressure of potentially losing their coach. It’s a trifecta of awful takes that leaves one wondering how he’s maintained his career for so long.
Elite Shit Posting
Broussard’s consistent display of questionable intelligence is a testament to his ability to thrive in the world of sports media. While it’s impressive in its own right, it’s also a stark reminder that sometimes, it’s not what you know, but who you know – or, in this case, who you’re willing to embarrass yourself in front of. As the Eagles prepare to take on the Packers, one can only hope that Broussard’s predictions fall flat once again.
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