The Fastest Man Alive? Not So Fast
Noah Lyles, the American sprinter, achieved the unthinkable this summer by winning the gold medal in the 100m dash at the 2024 Summer Olympics. However, instead of basking in the glory of his triumph, he managed to emerge from the experience even more unpopular than before.
A Series of Missteps
Lyles’ post-Olympic antics were a masterclass in how to alienate fans. After finishing third in the 200m dash, he dramatically exited the track in a wheelchair, citing a bout of COVID-19. This was followed by a tantrum over an invitation to an Anthony Edwards shoe event, and then, incredibly, he insulted LeBron James’ mother. These incidents led many to view Lyles as a sore loser rather than a champion.
A Challenge from Tyreek Hill
NFL star Tyreek Hill, never one to back down from a challenge, claimed he could outrun Lyles and even proposed a 100m dash on a track. Lyles wisely declined, later citing concerns about injuries. However, Hill persisted, eventually suggesting a 50-yard race on grass. Lyles’ decision to opt out was likely a smart move, as he had little to gain from the encounter.
A Curious Decision
In a surprising turn of events, Lyles accepted a challenge from YouTube streamer IShowSpeed, with a $100,000 prize at stake. Despite emerging victorious, the narrative surrounding the race focused on how narrowly Lyles had beaten a “mere” YouTuber. The charity donation notwithstanding, the exercise seemed to have done little to enhance Lyles’ reputation.
A Word of Advice
Noah, listen up! Racing people is a losing game for you. The internet has already made up its mind about you, and no matter the outcome, you’ll always be portrayed as struggling. You’re never going to put yourself in a position to risk injury, so your times will never truly reflect your abilities. And please, stop letting opponents dictate the terms of the race. Your slow starts are well-documented, and it’s only playing into their hands.
What’s Next for Lyles?
It’s clear that Lyles needs a drastic image overhaul. His current PR strategy, if he has one, is failing miserably. Instead of engaging in publicity stunts, he should focus on his upcoming races and let his athletic prowess do the talking. The world’s fastest man alive should avoid racing anyone else and concentrate on cementing his legacy in the track and field arena.
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