The Battle for Boob GIF Supremacy Has Reached New Heights
In the world of online content, it’s every man for himself. The latest threat to our beloved Dumping Them Out series comes in the form of Smutler’s Digest, a revolutionary new blog concept that’s taking the internet by storm. With its innovative approach of featuring upwards of 50 combined Boob GIFs and Boob Instagrams, it’s clear that the competition is heating up.
But enough about that. Let’s talk about college basketball. As March Madness approaches, I spent all day watching games and trying to become an expert. One thing that always strikes me is how the ends of games can be both thrilling and excruciatingly slow. Take the Missouri vs Vanderbilt game, for example. The late-game comeback and last-second shot to send it to overtime were incredible. But what about the 10 minutes leading up to that moment? It’s a painful mix of timeouts, free throws, and commercial breaks that can lull even the most die-hard fan to sleep.
It’s not just the final minutes that are the problem. There are so many aspects of basketball that fans have simply accepted as part of the game. Flopping, fouling, and flailing legs to draw a foul are all part of the package. But what if there was a way to fix it? Perhaps by drastically changing the game, we could create a more fast-paced and exciting experience.
Speaking of tournaments, the Sun Belt conference has got it right. Their approach to hosting an end-of-season tournament that allows every team to participate is a game-changer. It makes the regular season matter, especially for smaller conferences where the only way to make the NCAA Tournament is by winning the conference tournament. This could be the answer to fixing the NBA playoffs, where seeding often doesn’t matter as much as it should.
Imagine if the NBA had a “try new shit year” every decade, where they test out trendy new ideas to fix their sport. Maybe they’d shrink the hoop or let home teams design their own court dimensions. It’s an interesting concept, and who knows, maybe Adam Silver would be convinced to give it a shot.
In other basketball news, a high school kid in Columbus made headlines with a rather…unusual defensive play. Let’s just say it involved a solid 80% power punch to his opponent’s, ahem, sensitive area. While it was only called an intentional foul, it’s clear that this kid has no shame. And who knows, maybe it’ll become a new trend in high school basketball. After all, if you can get the opposing point guard out of the game for a few minutes, it’s a pretty effective defensive strategy.
But seriously, shouldn’t high school basketball be able to review plays like this by now? A simple phone camera or video review system could make all the difference. It’s time to bring high school basketball into the 21st century.
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