The Return of Unapologetic Sex Appeal
Embracing the Norm: Celebrating Physical Attraction
It’s only February, and the United States is already shaking off its prudishness, embracing the idea that attractive individuals should be celebrated, not hidden away or guilt-tripped. We’ve finally come full circle, recognizing that those blessed with exceptional physical attributes deserve the same admiration as athletes with extraordinary talents.
Marketing 101: The Power of Sex Appeal
Carl’s Jr. was never shy about exploiting the first commandment of marketing: sex sells. For decades, their ads featured stunning women devouring burgers, and it worked wonders. Somewhere along the line, we lost our way, but thankfully, we’ve rediscovered the formula.
The World’s Greatest Specimens
Let’s be honest, who wants to watch out-of-shape individuals struggling to perform physical feats? We crave watching the best of the best push human limits. Similarly, when it comes to fast food, we don’t want to see unattractive people stuffing their faces. Instead, give us gorgeous models doing, well, anything, and we’ll be hooked.
A Proven Recipe for Success
This isn’t just an opinion; it’s a timeless truth. It’s how Dave built this iconic website, and it’s a strategy that’s worked since the dawn of humanity. People can’t resist the allure of physical beauty, and it’s time we stopped apologizing for it.
Alix Earle: A Welcome Addition
While Alix Earle might not have been my top choice, I’ll take what I can get. And who knows, maybe she’ll become the next big thing.
Bringing Back the Glory Days
Now that we’re back on track, let’s revive some of the most iconic ads of the past, like the Bud “Real Men of Genius” commercials and the Coors Light Twins commercials. With those, we’ll be unstoppable.
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