The Dark Corners of the Internet
As I mindlessly scroll through my social media feeds, I often stumble upon content that leaves me bewildered and questioning the sanity of humanity. These peculiar posts usually revolve around sex or are simply bizarre, making me wonder why they exist in the first place.
A Weapons Enthusiast’s Confusion
As someone who’s fascinated by weapons, I’ve always been drawn to unusual and exotic arms. As a kid, I’d save up to buy rope chains and edged weapons from vendors at Ceasar’s Bay Bazaar. My childhood bedroom was a treasure trove of stilettos, Chinese stars, Rambo survival knives, and samurai swords. Even as an adult, I still enjoy collecting pocket knives and browsing weapon-related content online.
The Unsettling Discovery
Recently, I came across a series of posts that left me speechless. They featured anal flails – spiked metal balls attached to chains that disappear into the user’s anus. I was taken aback, not only by the existence of such products but also by their popularity. As someone who’s never understood the appeal of buttplugs, I couldn’t fathom why anyone would want to use these anal flails.
A Disturbing Trend
What’s even more disturbing is that the creator of these anal flails isn’t shy about incorporating Christian symbols into their designs. It seems that mocking religious beliefs is acceptable in today’s society. The sheer audacity of these creations is enough to make me want to shut down my computer and take a break from the internet.
A Wholesome Interlude
To cleanse my palate, I’d like to share a heartwarming video of me enjoying a delicious lamb neck dish. Sometimes, it’s essential to take a step back and appreciate the simple things in life.
Setting the Record Straight
As a self-proclaimed weapons enthusiast, I want to clarify that these anal devices are technically flails, not maces. A flail consists of a striking head attached to a handle by a flexible rope, strap, or chain. I used the term “mace” in the title to make it more relatable to a broader audience.
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