Cowboys Coaching Search: A Recipe for Disaster
The Dallas Cowboys’ coaching search is off to a wild start, and we couldn’t be more thrilled. With Deion Sanders already linked to the job, the latest rumor has Jason Witten being considered for the head coaching position. Yes, you read that right – Jason Witten, the former tight end with a penchant for great hair.
A Match Made in Heaven?
Witten’s current gig as a high school football coach has us salivating at the prospect of him taking the reins in Dallas. And why not? The Cowboys aren’t exactly in win-now mode, having spent a fortune on players and talking up their Super Bowl aspirations. It’s the perfect setup for a coaching experiment gone wrong.
Embracing Chaos
Imagine a coaching staff comprised entirely of former Cowboys players. Jason Garrett, Tony Romo, Cooper Rush – the more, the merrier! Let Dan Campbell call the shots as offensive coordinator while someone else tries to keep the ship from sinking. We’re talking about Jerry Jones, the master of manufacturing headlines. He’s already proven his ability to upstage the competition, dropping the Mike McCarthy bombshell during Mike Vrabel’s press conference.
Jerry’s Game Plan
Expect Jones to continue leaking news and stirring up controversy throughout the coaching search. He might even announce the new head coach during the Super Bowl kickoff. And why not hire Jason Witten? It’s a match made in heaven – or hell, depending on how you look at it.
The More, the Merrier
As the Cowboys’ coaching search descends into chaos, we can’t help but feel a sense of excitement. It’s going to be a wild ride, and we’re buckling up for the duration. So, bring on the former players, the drama, and the headlines. It’s time to make the Cowboys a laughingstock once again.
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