Texas Takedown: Pick My Punishment!

The Punishment Series Continues: Top 10 Consequences for Losing to Texas

After my bold declaration at the beginning of the season, I’m eating my words – literally. My prediction that Ohio State would dominate the season cost me 320 peeps, and it could’ve been much worse if our boss had followed through on his threat. Now, it’s time to face the music again after losing to Texas.

The People Have Spoken: 925 Punishment Ideas

Our community didn’t hold back, submitting 925 creative and cringe-worthy punishment ideas for my consideration. After careful review, I’ve narrowed it down to the top 10. Now, it’s your turn to decide which one I’ll have to endure.

The Top 10 Punishments

  1. Bull Ring Nose Piercing: A bold statement, literally.
  2. Rocky Mountain Oyster Challenge: Eat bull testicles for every point Texas scored – talk about a tough pill to swallow.
  3. Branded and Shamed: I’ll choose the size, location, and design of the brand, but will I be able to live with the consequences?
  4. Big Texan 72 Ounce Steak Challenge: A marathon eating session in Amarillo, Texas, all while livestreaming the agony.
  5. Rodeo Clown for a Day: Will I be able to survive the rough ride?
  6. Mechanical Bull Ride: Hold on tight for as many minutes as points Texas scored – my stomach is already churning.
  7. Longhorn Lockdown: Spend my birthday at Longhorn Steakhouse from open to close, with every steak eaten earning me an hour of freedom.
  8. Frank the Tank’s Chili Fiasco: A pot of chili that’ll put my taste buds to the test.
  9. Cowboy Couture: Dress like a cowboy for a week – yeehaw or yikes?
  10. Steak and McCaugheny Movie Marathon: Eat 5 ounces of steak for every point Texas scored, paired with a movie marathon featuring Matthew McCaugheny’s worst-rated films – talk about a punishment.

Cast Your Vote

Head to X, TikTok, or the comments to choose which punishment I’ll have to face. Let your voice be heard! Go Bucks!

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