Embracing the New Year with Unconventional Resolutions
As the calendar flips to a fresh year, many of us vow to make positive changes in our lives. While some may opt for traditional resolutions like hitting the gym or eating healthier, I’m taking a different approach. Here are 15 unique goals I’ve set for myself in 2025.
Acquiring a Taste for Diet Coke
I’ve always been a regular Coke fan, but it’s time to join the Diet Coke enthusiasts’ club. I’ll force myself to develop a taste for it, even if it means sacrificing my soda preferences.
Meeting Timothée Chalamet: A Mission Impossible
In an alternate universe, I’m convinced I’d be living Timothée Chalamet’s life. This year, I’ll stop at nothing to meet him, even if it means bending the rules.
The Art of Frugal Spending
I want to adopt a “treat yourself” mindset while still being mindful of my budget. It’s a delicate balance, but I’m up for the challenge.
Reviving a Forgotten Meme
Remember “Bad Luck Brian”? I do, and I think it’s time for a comeback. Who’s with me?
Lady Luck Smiles Upon Me
I’m convinced that if I play the lottery frequently enough, I’ll eventually hit the jackpot. It’s all about the numbers, right?
Finding Love on Love Island
Why not take a chance on finding romance on a popular reality TV show? I’ll set my sights on Love Island and see what happens.
Wine Wisdom
I want to be that guy who confidently orders wine at dinner, so I’ll either learn about wine or fake it till I make it.
Viral Fame on TikTok
I’ll aim to appear in a random NYC man-on-the-street TikTok video and earn admiring comments from the ladies.
Bone Broth: The Fountain of Youth?
I’ve heard it’s good for gut health, but I’ll do my research before committing to this trend.
Age is Just a Number
As I approach 30, I’ll start telling people I’m still 28 – or maybe even 27.
Celebrity Sighting
I’ll try to get featured on the Deux Moi Instagram page, ideally with a fabricated sighting of me on a date with Sabrina Carpenter.
Blast from the Past
I’ll make sure to listen to “Who Let The Dogs Out” by the Baha Men at least once a month, just for old times’ sake.
Rethinking Instant Gratification
As a single guy in NYC, I can do whatever I want, whenever I want. But maybe it’s time to prioritize long-term happiness over short-term pleasures.
The Elusive Shoelace
I’ve struggled with tying my shoes my whole life. This year, I’ll finally master the art of keeping them securely fastened.
These are my resolutions for 2025. Wish me luck!
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