The Art of Playing Hard to Get
When it comes to dating, confidence is key. But what if I told you that there’s a way to take it to the next level? Enter: the negging approach.
Lowering Expectations, Raising the Stakes
My friends Jetski and Meek Phil thought they could win over Lisa Ann with fancy dinners and fantasy football talk. Not me. I knew that the best way to get ahead was to bring her down a notch. By making her question her own self-worth, I could elevate myself to god-like status.
A Night to Remember (or Forget)
Here’s how I planned to execute my masterplan:
- Fashionably Late: I’d arrive between 8:15-8:30, leaving Lisa Ann to stew in her own anxiety. The wait would make her appreciate my presence even more.
- Cocktail Condescension: I’d order a few pink drinks, then scoff at her choice, making her doubt her own taste.
- Entertainment Extraordinaire: I’d regale her with jokes, stories, and witty observations, making her fall deeper in love with every passing minute.
- Boundaries, Schmoundaries: When she tried to break the touch barrier, I’d shoo her hand away, citing health concerns. It was all about playing hard to get.
The Grand Finale
As the night drew to a close, I’d whip out my calculator to split the check, making sure to get those precious SkyMiles. Then, I’d “reluctantly” agree to go back to my place, where we’d watch some classic Tommy videos. The laughter would be followed by tears, and eventually, a passionate kiss. Missionary sex would ensue, with me reaching climax in a respectable 4-6 minutes. And that’s it – the best night of Lisa Ann’s life.
The Verdict
Want to know who won the chance to date Lisa Ann? Watch the full Out And About episode to find out. But one thing’s for sure – my negging approach was a game-changer.
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