The Undisputed Monarch of the Holiday Season
Mariah Carey reigns supreme as the Queen of Christmas, and it’s not up for debate. This isn’t a shared title, where she’s merely a co-ruler alongside some festive counterpart. No, Mariah is the solo headliner, the main event, the one who gets the largest serving of holiday cheer and doesn’t lift a finger during cleanup.
A Royal Legacy
While some might argue that Santa Claus or Jesus Christ should be crowned the true rulers of the season, Mariah’s impressive résumé speaks for itself. She’s the one who’s left an indelible mark on the holiday landscape, signing autographs on Rihanna’s, ahem, assets after a Christmas concert. That’s a feat neither of those beloved figures can claim.
The Numbers Don’t Lie
Spotify plays, Netflix NFL Christmas Day games – the metrics all point to Mariah’s dominance. She’s the one sitting comfortably on the throne, with the other two legends in her shadow. If they want to reclaim their spot, they’ll need to bring their A-game.
Long Live the Queen
For now, Mariah Carey remains the undisputed monarch of the holiday season. So, let’s raise a glass (of eggnog, naturally) to her majesty. Play us out, Queen Mariah!
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