The Meltdown of Epic Proportions
Ohio State fans, where do we even begin? The recent debacle has left a trail of cringe-worthy moments that are simply too good to ignore. It’s as if the entire fanbase has been reduced to a state of utter bewilderment.
A New Level of Denial
Take, for instance, the gentleman who attempted to spin Ohio State’s dismal record against Michigan. With a straight face, he claimed that the Buckeyes’ 0-2 record was somehow mitigated by the fact that one of those losses wasn’t as bad as the other. The room fell silent, with onlookers left stunned by the sheer audacity of his statement. One can only wonder what would have transpired if the conversation had continued.
The Fanbase in Shambles
This game has seemingly broken the minds of fans on both sides of the spectrum. On one hand, you have Ohio State enthusiasts insisting that winning a national championship wouldn’t be worth it if they lost to Michigan. On the other, you have Michigan fans spewing forth nonsensical claims of cheating. It’s a never-ending cycle of absurdity.
A Desperate Cry for Change
Amidst the chaos, some fans have taken to extreme measures. Big Ev, for example, has vowed to root against his own team in the College Football Playoff if it means Ohio State would fire their coach. While misguided, this sentiment stems from a deep-seated desire to see the Buckeyes succeed.
A Glimmer of Hope
Fear not, Ohio State fans! The CFP committee, led by the infamous Big Ten shill Warde Manuel, may just reward your loss with a home Playoff game. And as an added bonus, Michigan won’t be participating in the Playoff, giving you a chance to redeem yourselves. Silver linings, anyone?
The Aftermath
As the dust settles, one thing is clear: this football game has left an indelible mark on the psyche of both fanbases. Perhaps it’s time to take a step back, reassess, and regroup. Until next time, when the madness will undoubtedly ensue once more.
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