The Unrivaled Master of Defeat: Derek Carr’s Impressive Losing Streak
Derek Carr, the quarterback often defended as “misunderstood” and “good,” has once again proven his critics right. His latest loss to the struggling Panthers marks a remarkable milestone: he has now lost to 31 out of 32 NFL teams. This feat is a testament to his unwavering consistency in underperforming.
The Elusive Win: Who’s Left?
With Carr’s dismal track record, it’s natural to wonder which team has managed to evade his wrath. The answer lies with his former team, the Vegas Raiders, whom he’ll face in a couple of weeks. If he loses that game, he’ll cement his status as the ultimate loser.
A Hall of Fame for the Ages
We often celebrate football’s greatest achievements, but what about those who excel at losing? A “Losers Hall of Fame” would be a fitting tribute to players like Carr, who have mastered the art of defeat. Losing to 31 teams is no easy feat; it requires a unique blend of skill and ineptitude.
The Saints’ Sinking Ship
The Saints would do well to cut their losses with Carr, as his presence is dragging the team down. His recent hospital pass to Chris Olave sparked a Twitter rant from Michael Thomas, further highlighting Carr’s ineptitude. It’s time to acknowledge Carr’s remarkable ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
A Legacy of Loss
As Carr prepares to face his former team, one thing is certain: he’ll stop at nothing to add another loss to his impressive resume. His dedication to losing is admirable, and it’s time we give him the recognition he deserves. Shout out to Derek Carr, the undisputed king of defeat.
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