Embracing the Abyss: A New Low for the Giants
The Giants’ dismal season has reached new depths, and I couldn’t be more thrilled. It’s time to throw in the towel and accept our fate: a 2-15 record is within sight. No more pretending we have a shot at victory; let’s face the music and get crushed every week.
The DeVito Celebration: A Painful Reminder
Baker’s hilarious impression of the DeVito dance was a cruel joke, rubbing salt in our wounds. But let’s be real, Giants fans – we have no one to blame but ourselves. We’ve been stuck in this rut for far too long, and it’s time to stop deluding ourselves. This team is a mess, and our franchise has become a laughingstock.
A Franchise in Shambles
The DeVito celebration is just the tip of the iceberg. Remember when he cost us a quarterback last season? Yeah, that was fun to watch, but it was also a harsh reality check. Our backup QBs are getting mocked, and our team is a joke. It’s time to confront the truth: we’re a disaster, and it’s time to start over.
Stop Booing, Start Accepting
Giants fans, it’s time to stop booing and start embracing our mediocrity. We have nothing to lose and everything to gain from tanking. Let’s hand over those losses and welcome a new quarterback to our stadium, where they can make a mockery of our team. It’s the only way to move forward.
Mercy, Please
This season has been a never-ending nightmare, and it’s time to put us out of our misery. Let’s take our lumps, accept our fate, and start rebuilding from the ground up. The Giants need a complete overhaul, and it starts with embracing our suckiness. Bring on the losses – we can’t get any worse!
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