The Cringe is Real: A Tale of Two Handshakes
Embracing Awkwardness
You’ve seen the video, and it’s likely left you cringing. The haunting memory of two failed handshakes with Mike Francesca will keep you up at night. But before we dive into the horror, let’s set the stage. I’m the same guy who brought you that infamous GIF six years ago. Awkwardness is my love language, and I own it.
A Serious Case of Handshake Anxiety
Watching the video, you might not even notice that it’s not one, but two separate attempts at a handshake gone wrong. I’m not surprised, though. I’ve made a career out of being awkward. But even I was shocked by how bad it was. The moment was tough, but reliving it on tape was even worse.
The Panic Set In
I thought I’d introduce myself after Tommy, but Francesca was still talking. I pulled back, and then panic set in when he extended his hand. I froze, and then retreated in shame – not once, but twice. I was too embarrassed to try again, settling for a thank you at the end of the night. Realizing I went 0-2 on camera was almost as painful as watching the Dodgers celebrate their World Series win at Yankee Stadium.
No Shame in Failing
I’m not above messing up a handshake, and neither are you, fellow nerdy white bros. We’ve all been there – unsure whether to dap, shake, or fist bump. It’s a universal struggle. This particular fail was especially brutal, but I’ll own it. After all, that’s what being true to oneself is all about.
Full Stool Scenes Below
If you’re brave enough, watch the full video below. But don’t say I didn’t warn you…
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