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The Midseason Mayhem: College Football’s Bottom 10

As we reach the halfway mark of the college football season, it’s time to take stock of the teams that are struggling to find their footing. At Bottom 10 Headquarters, we’re buckling up for a wild ride, navigating the twists and turns of a season that’s been full of surprises.

A Second Chance

With half the season still to play, there’s hope for these teams to turn things around. They can put the disappointments of September behind them and emerge stronger, like a phoenix rising from the ashes. But they need to stay focused and avoid getting distracted by the rearview mirror.

The Bottom 10 Rankings

1. State of Kent: The Golden Flashes are still winless, and their schedule isn’t getting any easier. They face a tough stretch of #MACtion opponents, including Ball State, Bowling Green, and Akron.
2. UTEPid: The Miners are on a mission to catch up with Kent State, but they’ll need to navigate their own obstacle course of Bottom 10 opponents, including FIU, La Tech, and Meh-dle Tennessee State.
3. Kennesaw Mountain Landis State: The Owls took a bye week to regroup, but they’re still searching for their first win. They face Meh-dle Tennessee State next, and a loss could send them tumbling further down the rankings.
4. You, A Bee?: UAB’s Trent Dilfer is trying to keep his team’s spirits up, but it’s not easy when you’re facing tough opponents like Georgia.
5. Trojan Man!: USC and UCLA are shaking things up in the Pac-12, but they still have some work to do to escape the Bottom 10.
6. Temple of Doom: Temple University takes on the University of Tulsa at home this weekend, and they’re hoping to come out on top.
7. UMess: The Minutemen are struggling to find their rhythm, and their latest loss to Missouri didn’t help.
8. Utaw State: The Aggies are trying to bounce back from a tough loss to UNLV, and they face Whew Mexico Not Whew Mexico State next.
9. Meh-dle Tennessee State: The Blues Raiders finally got their first win of the season, but it was against Kennesaw Mountain Landis State, which isn’t exactly a powerhouse.
10. Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-Tech: The Bulldogs were on the Waiting List, but their double-overtime loss to Whew Mexico State sent them tumbling into the Bottom 10.

The Waiting List

Minute Rice, Kansas Nayhawks, Pur-don’t, UCLA Boo-ins, Flori-duh State Semi-No’s, Baller State, Southern Missed, Whew Mexico State, Whew Mexico Not Whew Mexico State, Miss Sus Hippie State, My Hammy of Ohio, Akronmonious, Why-OMG-ing?, Troy Bolton State, and shoving players are all waiting in the wings, hoping to avoid the Bottom 10 spotlight.