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In a stunning turn of events, the Arizona Diamondbacks’ promising season came to a screeching halt, missing the playoffs despite high expectations. The team’s owner, Ken Kendrick, has taken responsibility for one of the major missteps that contributed to their downfall.

Kendrick pointed to the ill-fated signing of a veteran pitcher, who was brought in on a lucrative one-year deal worth millions. The pitcher’s underwhelming performance, marked by a dismal 6.23 ERA and a stint in the bullpen, was a far cry from his previous form. Just a year prior, he had played a crucial role in helping his former team secure a championship title.

Looking back, Kendrick acknowledged that he had pushed for the signing, which wasn’t part of the team’s initial plan. “I’m the one who should be held accountable for that decision,” he admitted in a candid interview. “It’s our biggest mistake this season from a talent standpoint.”

The pitcher’s struggles were a significant factor in the team’s disappointing season, and Kendrick’s mea culpa serves as a stark reminder of the importance of making informed decisions in the high-stakes world of professional sports.

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