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Prestigious Golf Course Assesses Devastating Storm Damage

The chairman of a renowned golf club has announced that the facility is evaluating the extent of the destruction caused by a powerful hurricane that ravaged the area. The storm, which brought tropical-storm-force winds and torrential rains, left a trail of devastation in its wake.

In a statement, the chairman expressed the club’s primary concern for the well-being of its staff, local residents, and business owners who were severely impacted by the disaster. The storm claimed the lives of at least 15 people in the state, leaving over a million without electricity.

“Our community has been dealt a catastrophic blow,” the chairman said. “While we assess the damage to our golf course, our immediate focus is on supporting those affected by the hurricane. Our thoughts and prayers are with them, as well as everyone else in the region who has been impacted.”

The storm’s fury was evident in the area surrounding the golf course, where trees were uprooted, blocking roads and damaging homes and vehicles. A staggering 225,000 people in the area were left without power.

Despite the challenges posed by the storm, the golf course is still slated to host a major championship event in April 2025. The road to recovery will be long and arduous, but the club remains committed to supporting its community and restoring its iconic course to its former glory.

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