**KNICKS PLAY IT COOL ON KAT TRADE, BUT WE KNOW THE FUCKING DEAL IS DONE**

In the midst of a whirlwind offseason, the New York basketball team welcomed a new face to their training facility on Monday. Star center Karl-Anthony Towns was spotted arriving at the facility, donning a team cap, sparking excitement among fans and media alike. However, his soon-to-be teammates played it cool, feigning ignorance about the pending trade.

When questioned about the blockbuster deal, guard Jalen Brunson quipped, “Who’s that?” while wing Josh Hart asked, “We got him? Wow!” The trade, expected to be finalized soon, will see Towns join the team, with Julius Randle and Donte DiVincenzo heading to Minnesota.

The team’s coy responses led to some lighthearted moments, with writers attempting to coax more candid comments from Brunson. One clever question asked him to compare playing with Kristaps Porzingis, a similar floor-spacing big man, to which Brunson smiled and said, “It’s obviously a different dynamic… The [point guard’s] reads are definitely different.”

The rare trade marks a significant shift for both teams, with two All-Stars in their prime switching sides. The New York team had already made a major move earlier in the offseason, acquiring wing Mikal Bridges from Brooklyn. The addition of Towns addresses a key need at center, following the loss of Isaiah Hartenstein to free agency and Mitchell Robinson’s expected absence due to ankle surgery.

While the team acknowledged the difficulty of parting with Randle and DiVincenzo, they’re excited about the potential of their new addition. Hart praised Towns’ ability to fit into the team’s plans, citing his willingness to take a back seat to emerging superstar Anthony Edwards in Minnesota. “He’s an amazing player; someone who will be really good in terms of spacing, knocking down shots, blocking shots,” Hart said. With the trade expected to be finalized soon, the focus will shift to incorporating Towns into the mix.

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