A high-profile celebrity’s legal team recently made a surprising claim about the reason behind their client’s alleged possession of a large quantity of baby oil. According to the lawyer, the celebrity’s proximity to a popular wholesale retailer was the motivation behind the purchase. The idea being that the store’s bulk offerings led to the accumulation of the oil.
While it’s hard to sympathize with the celebrity’s situation, you can’t help but admire the quick thinking of their lawyer. After all, it’s not unreasonable to assume that a retailer known for carrying a vast array of products would also sell baby oil in bulk. Perhaps the lawyer should have opted for a different wholesale club to avoid raising suspicions.
As an outside observer, it’s amusing to imagine the lawyer scrambling to come up with a plausible explanation, even going so far as to take a photo of the retailer’s baby oil selection as evidence. The fact that the retailer has publicly distanced themselves from the situation speaks volumes about the celebrity’s predicament.
The real question now is where the celebrity actually acquired the large quantity of baby oil. One thing is certain – it wasn’t from this particular retailer. The wholesale club in question can breathe a sigh of relief, knowing they’ve been cleared of any involvement in this bizarre saga.
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