**F**CKING GOLF: THE MOST ANNOYINGLY FRUSTRATING SPORT ON THE PLANET

In the world of professional golf, few players embody the spirit of fierce competition like the current number one, known for his unwavering dedication to the sport. His opponent, a young and fiery player, was well aware of the intensity that lay ahead.

The tension was palpable on the seventh hole when the 22-year-old sensation sank a birdie putt from just inside 30 feet, celebrating with a dramatic spin and a loud “Let’s go!” The response was immediate, as the number one player matched the birdie with a putt of similar length, turning to face his opponent with equal passion, asking “What was that?”

The exchange set the tone for the next two holes, with the young player making another birdie and striding confidently to the ninth tee box, even as his opponent still had a 15-foot putt to tie the hole. The number one player would later remark that his opponent had “poked the bear,” sparking a competitive fire that would drive him to victory.

Despite the intense rivalry, the two players have a deep respect for each other, having previously partnered to win Olympic gold and facing off in a thrilling playoff at a major tournament. As the number one player noted, “He was being himself. That’s how we play back at home, and I knew it was going to happen.”

The young player echoed these sentiments, acknowledging that their friendship was put on hold for the duration of the competition. “I don’t shy away from him. He’s a good friend. But at the same time, this week I don’t like him. I want to beat him so bad, and I’m sure he feels the same way.”

As the match drew to a close, the number one player reflected on the importance of maintaining momentum, particularly in the high-stakes world of match play. “We were 2 up in the match and he made a putt on 7, had a big reaction, and I made a big putt, as well. So it was important for me to make sure that we kept the momentum in the match.”

In the end, the number one player emerged victorious, closing out a 3-and-2 win alongside his partner. As he looked back on the intense battle, he shrugged off any perceived animosity, saying, “It’s fun to compete and fun to represent our country, and at the end of the match you take your hat off and shake hands. We’re friends after, we’re not friends during, I guess.”

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