**WEEK 1 RECAP: SUNDAY’S GAMES IN 2 MINUTES FLAT – AND WATSON SUCKS ASS**

The wait is finally over, and the excitement of the new season is palpable! We kick off our weekly roundup with a thrilling segment, followed by a detailed breakdown of every game from Sunday’s action-packed slate.

In the early games, the Eagles soared to a 34-29 victory over the Packers, while the Bears edged out the Titans 24-17. The Bills dominated the Cardinals 34-28, and the Texans narrowly defeated the Colts 29-27. The Dolphins secured a hard-fought 20-17 win over the Jaguars, and the Patriots held off the Bengals 16-10.

In the afternoon games, the Steelers triumphed over the Falcons 18-10, and the Vikings routed the Giants 28-6. The Saints annihilated the Panthers 47-10, and the Bucs cruised past the Commanders 37-20. The Cowboys rode high with a 33-17 win over the Browns, and the Chargers outlasted the Raiders 22-10.

In the late games, the Seahawks outdueled the Broncos 26-20, and the Lions stunned the Rams 26-20. We wrap up our coverage with a humorous look at who’s back on top and a possible reckoning for our bold betting predictions.

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