**F**king Week 2 Predictions: Don’t @ Me

A promising start to the season saw me finish with a respectable 10-5-1 record. This week, the spotlight shines on the Dolphins as they face a crucial early test against the Bills. Historically, the Dolphins have struggled against Buffalo, but their throwback uniforms often bring out the best in them. Expect a strong performance from the Dolphins, leading to a win.

On Sunday, the Ravens will look to bounce back from their narrow loss to the Chiefs. With the Raiders’ quarterback woes continuing to plague them, the Ravens should capitalize on their home advantage. The Panthers, still reeling from their dismal performance last week, will struggle to contain the Chargers, who are riding high after their impressive Week 1 win.

In a battle of Week 1 winners, the Saints and Cowboys are set to clash in a highly competitive matchup. The Cowboys should edge out a narrow victory in their home opener, thanks to a late field goal. Meanwhile, the Lions will aim to build on their thrilling overtime win against the Rams, as they face off against the Buccaneers. With Baker Mayfield leading the charge, this game promises to be a nail-biter.

The Packers, still reeling from their loss in Brazil, will be relieved to have Jordan Love back under center soon. However, their offense remains a work in progress, and the Colts’ Anthony Richardson should continue to impress. Deshaun Watson’s Browns will look to bounce back from a disappointing Week 1, but if they struggle again, Jameis Winston might get his chance to shine.

The Jaguars, still smarting from their Week 1 loss to the Dolphins, cannot afford another defeat in their home opener. They’ll face a stiff test against the 49ers, who won on Monday despite Christian McCaffrey’s late scratch. The Vikings, fresh from their Week 1 win, will aim to upset the 49ers, but it won’t be an easy task.

The Patriots’ defense stole the show in their Week 1 upset over the Bengals, and they’ll look to repeat that performance as they host the Seahawks. The Jets, meanwhile, will aim to build on their promising Monday night performance against the 49ers, as they face off against the Titans. The Giants’ woes continued in Week 1, and they’ll struggle to contain Jayden Daniels and the Commanders.

In the late Sunday games, the Rams will look to extend their dominance over the Cardinals, who have struggled against them since 2016. The Steelers’ defense should prove too strong for the Broncos, even if Russell Wilson were healthy. Finally, the Bengals will face an uphill battle against the Chiefs, who should cruise to an easy win.

On Sunday night, Caleb Williams will look to bounce back from his underwhelming Bears debut, but he’ll face stiff competition from the Texans’ C.J. Stroud. And on Monday night, the Eagles will aim to build on their impressive win in Brazil, as they host the Falcons. Saquon Barkley should continue to shine, leading the Eagles to a comfortable victory.

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