**JMU ANNIHILATES UNC, COACH BROWN THREATENS TO ABANDON SHIP**

A Coaching Conundrum: When Defeat Feels Like Surrender

In the aftermath of a crushing defeat, a seasoned coach made a bold declaration to his team: he was calling it quits. The stunning loss, which saw his squad fall by a whopping 20 points on their home turf, had seemingly pushed him to the brink of retirement.

We’ve all been there – whether it’s a frustrating round of golf or a grueling workout – when the urge to throw in the towel becomes overwhelming. But, as we know, few of us actually follow through on those threats. And it’s highly unlikely that this veteran coach, with his wealth of experience and dedication to his team, would truly abandon ship after one tough loss.

The real question is, what does a typical Sunday look like for this coach? Does he spend his days lounging on the couch, watching games, and savoring a cold beer? Or is it a day filled with game footage, strategy sessions, and team meetings? Whatever the case, it’s likely that his statement about retiring was simply a heat-of-the-moment reaction, one that he’ll soon retract with a more measured response.

Meanwhile, the victorious team would do well to commemorate this triumph by posting the score, date, and a cheeky note – “Opposing Coach Wanted to Retire” – in their locker room. A lighthearted reminder of their impressive win, and a gentle jab at their opponent’s expense. As for the coach, perhaps it’s time to take a step back, reassess, and remember why he got into coaching in the first place.

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