**FUCKING FAREWELL: Schumaker Goes Out with Class**

As the curtain closes on another season, a beleaguered skipper reflected on the uncertainty of his future. Despite his team’s dismal performance, he exuded gratitude for the opportunity to lead. “It’s a strange feeling, professionally,” he confessed. “I’m extremely thankful to have had the chance to manage, even if it was just for a couple of years.”

His squad, once playoff-bound, now finds itself languishing in the cellar of its division. A 57-99 record and a lackluster 30-51 home stand have left fans wondering what went wrong. As the team embarks on a six-game road trip, they trail the division champions by a staggering 35.5 games.

The manager’s tenure has been a rollercoaster ride of highs and lows. Just last year, he was hailed as a hero, earning top honors for his rookie season. But the team’s front office shake-up and dismal start to the season have raised questions about his future.

Despite the uncertainty, the manager remains humble and appreciative. “Someone took a chance on me, and I’ll never forget that,” he said. “I don’t know what the future holds, but I’m grateful for the opportunity I’ve had.”

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