**This Goddamn Film Is Infuriatingly Pointless**

Friday Night Flick: A Tale of Youth and Regret

I stumbled upon a hidden gem last night, a movie that caught my attention with its intriguing trailer. “Eternal Vitality” was its name, and I had never seen any promotions or ads for it before. The cover art was captivating, and the showtime was convenient, so I decided to give it a shot. The 140-minute runtime didn’t deter me, as long as the story kept me engaged.

The film revolves around Rachel Diamond, a fitness instructor played by a seasoned actress, who’s struggling to come to terms with her fading fame. She overhears a conversation about being replaced by a younger, more attractive trainer to boost TV ratings. Desperate to regain her spotlight, she discovers a mysterious drug called “Eternal Vitality.” This drug creates a younger clone of herself, with two strict rules: swap lives every seven days, and only one version can be fully conscious at a time.

The first two acts of the movie are masterfully crafted, exploring themes of aging, beauty, and the human desire to stay young. The direction and acting are superb, making it a near-perfect film. The story unfolds beautifully, leading up to a dream ending that seems too good to be true.

But then, the movie takes a drastic turn, descending into a nightmarish final act that left me seething with frustration. The film’s tone shifts abruptly, embracing a body horror theme that feels forced and unnecessary. It’s as if the creators wanted to push an agenda, sacrificing the perfect ending they had already achieved.

My advice? Watch “Eternal Vitality” up until the third act, and then make a swift exit. You’ll be treated to a thought-provoking, engaging film that will leave you satisfied. But if you stick around for the entire movie, be prepared for a disappointing and infuriating conclusion.

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