**FUCKING HEROES OF THE COURSE**

The Uncomfortable Reality of Golf Course Encounters

Today’s podcast episode was filled with intriguing topics, but one particular video caught my attention. A golfer’s relentless pursuit of a cart girl’s affection left me cringing in discomfort. The man’s refusal to take a hint, despite the girl’s clear disinterest, was astonishing. His Shakespearean-like declarations of love were met with a curt “are you paying with card?” yet he persisted for another 30 seconds.

What struck me as peculiar was the video’s editing, which jumped forward several times. The cart girl had to trim the footage to fit TikTok’s time constraints, a testament to the golfer’s relentless and awkward advances. It’s a phenomenon familiar to anyone who’s spent time on a golf course: middle-aged men often become the most unsavory characters when a cart girl is present.

I propose that these hardworking women deserve national recognition for their bravery. They should be awarded a commemorative shirt or badge upon completing their tenure as a cart girl, proudly declaring “I Survived My Cart Girl Summer (insert year here)”. It would be a badge of honor, symbolizing their daily battles against unwanted attention.

Today’s episode was filled with entertaining moments, including a jingle that moved one host to tears and a harsh reality check for another’s comedy career. Take a listen and experience it for yourself.

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