**FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT: UNC’s Brown Owns Up to 70-50 Debacle, Refuses to Step Down**

Legendary Coach Takes Responsibility for Team’s Crushing Defeat

In the aftermath of a devastating 70-50 loss to James Madison, a humbled coach took full responsibility for his team’s dismal performance. The veteran coach, a College Football Hall of Famer, addressed his players in an emotional locker room session, acknowledging that the buck stopped with him.

With his team’s confidence shaken, the coach reassured his players that he would do everything in his power to rectify the situation. “If I can’t get it fixed, I’ll step away,” he vowed. However, he was quick to dispel rumors of his resignation, stating categorically, “I’ll be back at work on Monday.”

The 73-year-old coach, now in his sixth season at the helm, has a proven track record of success. He has led his team to winning records in four of the past five seasons, including a remarkable nine-win campaign that saw them finish atop their division.

A seasoned coach with a wealth of experience, he has previously led his alma mater to a national championship and has coached in two title games. After a brief hiatus, he returned to his current post in 2019, marking his second stint at the helm.

As his team prepares to face off against their arch-rivals next Saturday, the coach remains resolute in his commitment to turning things around. His players, inspired by his leadership and determination, will undoubtedly be fired up to bounce back from this crushing defeat.

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