**FSU’s Epic Collapse: The Biggest F**king Choke Job in College History**

The college football season is about to take an intriguing turn in Tallahassee. Unfortunately, it’s not because the home team is showcasing impressive skills, but rather because their performance has been nothing short of disastrous. It’s as if every player has mentally checked out, and things could quickly spiral out of control.

In their latest matchup, a respectable opponent didn’t even need to bring their A-game to secure a comfortable win. The home team’s mistakes were plentiful – three turnovers, a dismal 2-11 on third down, and a crucial offside penalty that allowed their opponents to run down the clock. This team is a perfect example of a complete meltdown.

With a dismal 0-3 record, including losses as a heavy favorite, the outlook is bleak. Their next opponent, a team that has already upset a top-ranked squad on the road, is likely to pose a significant challenge. The remaining schedule is filled with tough matchups, including virtual guaranteed losses to powerhouse teams. Even games against lesser opponents are no longer a sure thing, and the season finale against a fierce rival will be a battle of who can muster up enough pride to care.

A 2-10 record is a very real possibility for this team. The question on everyone’s mind is: what will happen when a group of transfer players, lacking motivation and cohesion, face nine more games with nothing to play for? At least fans can take solace in the fact that their coach is locked in for the next seven seasons, albeit at a hefty price tag of $10 million per year.

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