**F**cking Peanuts: $800K Ain’t Worth Selling Your Soul to the Jets

A high-profile NFL player has sparked controversy by choosing to sit out his team’s season opener, forfeiting a substantial sum of money in the process. The exact figure is a staggering $792,000, a amount that would be life-changing for most people. While it’s not a loss per se, it’s still a significant chunk of change that won’t be hitting his bank account.

However, after witnessing the team’s dismal performance, it’s clear that the player made the right call. The opposing team’s arsenal of offensive weapons proved too much for the defense to handle, exposing glaring weaknesses. The absence of key players like Deebo Samuel or Christian McCaffrey would normally cripple the team, but not last night.

The Jets’ defense was woefully unprepared, failing to contain even a backup running back. It’s little wonder the player is holding out for a better contract. On his current deal, it’s no surprise he’d rather watch from the sidelines. Perhaps it’s time for the Jets to reconsider their priorities and offer him a more lucrative contract. If not, a return to his former team, where he can play under a seasoned defensive coordinator like Vic Fangio, might be the best option. The Eagles would likely welcome him back with open arms.

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